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How long will it take for my socks to arrive?

We process new orders right away. So you’ll get your socks within six to eight days after purchase if you live in the United States. International delivery times vary, and can take up to three weeks (or longer, depending on how far away you live) depending on a crapload of factors beyond our control.

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