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Socktopus

Socktopus $13

If you're asking yourself at this very moment, "do I need a pair of socks with a gentleman riding a unicycle while being eaten by a giant kraken?" We would respond to you by saying, "of course you need a pair of socks with a gentleman riding a unicycle while being eaten by a giant kraken." Doesn't everybody??

  • Crew length hits most mid-calf.
  • 75% combed cotton, 22% polyester, 3% elastane, 100% davyjoneslocker.

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