• Women's Squishee
  • Women's Squishee

Women's Squishee $15

Contains no natural ingredients. 

Get your crushed ice and syrup fix, minus the hallucinations and out-of-body experiences. Our Squishee socks are the closest thing you'll get to a 21-syrup salute this side of Springfield!  

  • Crew length hits most mid-calf.
  • Soft, breathable, lightweight cotton blend.
  • 75% cotton, 22% polyester, 3% elastane. 100% eeeexcellent.

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