Nuclear Power Plant Socks

It's the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant!

And there are only 342 violations and glow-in-the-dark rats, so how bad can it be? 

• Crew length hits most mid-calf.
• Soft, breathable, lightweight cotton blend.
• 75% combed cotton, 22% polyester, 3% elastane. 100% eeeexcellent.

Free U.S. shipping for all orders over $35 and our 30 days, no questions asked return policy. One thing, though—sock packaging has to be unopened. Sales for sock bundles are final. 

International shipping is calculated on the checkout page. It is based on the weight of the package. 

Buying these socks is considered a regular order and is not part of our fun sock subscription.