Mr. Burns Socks

Cover up the foul stench of youth with your very own Monty Burns Socks. Let your inner crotchety old man loose with these, overly comfortable crew socks.

• Unisex, one size fits most.
• Crew length hits most mid-calf. 
• Hand-linked toe.
• 79% Peruvian Combed Cotton, 19% Nylon, 2% Spandex
• 100% Comfy

Free U.S. shipping for all orders over $35 and our 30 days, no questions asked return policy. One thing, though—sock packaging has to be unopened. Sales for sock bundles are final. 

International shipping is calculated on the checkout page. It is based on the weight of the package. 

Buying these socks is considered a regular order and is not part of our fun sock subscription.