Your feet are about to get a whole lot awesomer! For mere dollars, we’ll send you a funky fresh pair of socks every. single. month and… best part? You don’t get to choose what pair you get. Think of it this way: you get to play the sock lottery and win every time.

Let’s get this party started, shall we?

Men's Number Ones Socks

Number Ones $9/mo (plus shipping) Men's Number Ones Socks

AKA, the original Foot Cardigans.

Say hello to the O.G.s, the pot o’ gold at the end of the rainbow — the Number Ones. Our firstborn sock babies make the world a little bit happier. But when you’re colorful, random, and always amazing, how can you not? We’ve checked, and it’s actually scientifically impossible.

75% combed cotton, 22% polyester, 3% elastene, 100% fancy

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Men's Houdinis Socks

Houdinis $9/mo (plus shipping) Men's Houdinis Socks

And for our next act...disappearing socks!

Just because you don’t see your socks, doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be fun. So our no-shows take care of that. And bonus: they’re super comfy and cushy. Which basically means your feet get a secret sock hug that only you know about whenever you wear them.

75% combed cotton, 22% polyester, 3% elastene, 100% magical

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Men's Tip Tops Socks

Tip Tops $15/mo (plus shipping) Men's Tip Tops Socks

That’s Sir Tip Top to you.

What is life without a little luxury? We’ll tell you: NOTHING. To help you avoid a life of nothingness, meet our luxury sock. The Tip Tops are super soft, breathable, and like caviar for your feet. If you’re accustomed to the finer things in life, you’ve met your match.

80% modal, 17% polyester, 3% elastene, 100% luxurious

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Men's Borings Socks

Borings $9/mo (plus shipping) Men's Borings Socks

Blah, blah, blah. Boring socks blah.

Apparently, some people don’t like to wear “crazy” socks. We get it. Your checkers club might shun you. It’s hard to mall walk in wacky socks. If you’re the kind of guy who likes to play it safe, we give you our Borings. Cautious on the top. A rager going on inside your penny loafers.

75% combed cotton, 22% polyester, 3% elastene, 100% okay

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